Talk about Convenience!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Along the road I often take into town, a new convenience mart advertises its upcoming opening.

Every time I drive by, I wonder about the goats.

It doesn't have a name yet, but "Gas N Goats" has a nice ring to it. "Gass y Goats" would be good, if the owners want to do it in Spanglish.

"Maybe Goats"? I just don't see a lot of traffic coming in for the goats. Then again, I'm still new around here. If Sam's Club can sell mattresses, trampolines, groceries, fishing boats, and health/beauty products, maybe there is a market for a gas/convenience/livestock mart.

4 comments:

Tia Juana said...

Honestly, when you saw that did you pull off the road immediately to take a picture because that has got to be the epitome of living in a tiny town. HILARIOUS!

khepworth said...

HA! Where do you live again?

Tamara said...

Kanani,

We moved to Carbondale IL. It's just over 2 hours SSE of St Louis, just an hour from Paducah KY.

Shareen.eberle@gmail.com said...

You are such a funny writer. I really enjoy reading your blog.

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